i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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