I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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