we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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