this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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