I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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