Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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