Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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