Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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