history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize