I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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