Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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