yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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