This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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