Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for