I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.