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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets

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• (716): View more from New York

  I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER

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