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(720): View more from Colorado

i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.

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(813): View more from Florida

That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station

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(512): View more from Texas

dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.

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