Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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