I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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