Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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