It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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