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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day

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  hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  not the best booty call

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  did she squirt?

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  only if tears count

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.

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  I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She's writing hockey erotica again.

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  Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

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