I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Randomize
