I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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