Having a random hookup so left but love u
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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