Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
it's like iHOP with fire
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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