White coat. Heels.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so let's talk penis.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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