lets start a swedish sibling band together
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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