Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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