But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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