Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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