what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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