Duck Duck Cougar?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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