ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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