I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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