They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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