their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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