Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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