i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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