U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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