I wanna bring you to show and tell
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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