Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
They took my balls.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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