At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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