my text book just quoted the cookie monster
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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