I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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