she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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