Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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