if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
false alarm, still single
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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