I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I know her cup size but not her name....
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