How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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