i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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