i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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