Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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