You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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