Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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