Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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