What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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