About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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