This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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