Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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