Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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